Ladies and gentlemen... internet.gov presents the most direct portal for channeling your energy into the mission. This isn't charity—it's a ritual contribution to something unholy and necessary.
The Energy
$5 — The Offering: A small sacrifice. Enough to keep the sigils burning.
$10 — The Tribute: A meaningful gesture. Lucifer notices.
$25 — The Pact: You're serious. So are we.
What Your Donation Funds
The Mission: Keeping internet.gov operational, demonic, and expanding.
The Content: More drops, more rituals, more wearable evil.
